Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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