Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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