I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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