I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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