i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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