i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
People in love make me want to vomit
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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