Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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