Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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