so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize