How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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