I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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