1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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