As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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