I can tuck mytits in my pants
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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