Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
They should really pass out barf bags in church
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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