Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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