i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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