my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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