The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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