Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize
