I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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