Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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