Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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