ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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