You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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