And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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