wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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