I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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