They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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