You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
3 2 1 whiskey
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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