Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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