Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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