Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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