Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The feeling are messing with the penis
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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