Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Why is your signature on my underwear?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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