Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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