He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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