Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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