I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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