sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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