Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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