there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Ketchup is God's man juice
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Randomize
