Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
how does that bad decision feel?
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