We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
