My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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