Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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