Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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