somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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