I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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