Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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