Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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