Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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