worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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