Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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