So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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