Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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