I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and she was petting her beer can
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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